How?
With Sanitized Tape Worms!
- No Diets!
- No Baths!
- No Exercise!
- "Jar Packed"
- "Friends for the Fair Form"
- Easy to Swallow!
- No Ill Effects!
*Not real tape worms. Actually spray-painted fettucini.
Tape Worms for Weight Loss Box
- No Diets!
- No Baths!
- No Exercise!
- "Jar Packed"
Who else?
John the Cyclops Baptist, for starters.
Well, he had a run in with one-legged Salome, and may be detained.
That dude’s always late.
Anyway.
Don’t rush Cyclops Baby Jesus.
So what qualifies you to dispense biblical advice?
I have the same accreditation as Dr. Kent Hovind, and he’s a doctor.
Anything else?
Besides my virgin birth?
Besides that.
I have a passing familiarity with the Christian Bible, and an encyclopedic knowledge of the Miley Cyrus catalog.
All of it?
All of it.
Even the underground G.G. Allen years?
Piercings and all, bro.
What can we expect from your advice column?
Advice.
Anything make your counsel particularly special?
You’re awfully pushy.
Some call it “curious.”
I call it pushy.
Fair enough. What, dear sweet monocular saviorbaby, can the reading public expect from your column.
Advice that is biblicaly pure. Or is it "biblically?" Anyway, it'll be bible-based, and it'll be pure.
Pure?
Pure, fucker.
Anything else?
No.
Should I edit out these last few lines then?
No.
You sure?
Yes.
Direct your questions to cyclopsbabyjesus@gmail.com, and keep it clean. Unless you can’t. In which case, filth it up, I guess.
Professor Jellyfish is a mad scientist. She works in the lab where cyclops baby was created. She's one foot tall and her jellyfish head glows in the dark. She comes with her own stand.
Not a toy for children.
This peacock needed a place to nest and we are so lucky that he choose this vintage hat to call home. The hat is a vintage find that I thought needed some dressing up. What better way to make a statement than with your very own peafowl. Shaking a tail feather is easy when you venture out with this dazzling accessory.